6 Jokes For Noon

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Updated on: Dec 29 2024

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I once tried to write a book about noon, but I realized it would just be a 'mid-day' story.
Why was the math book sad at noon? It had too many problems!
I tried to make a belt using watches. It was a waist of time until noon!
At noon, even the sun takes a break to 'recharge' for the second half of the day!
At noon, my shadow's just as confused as I am about where the morning went!
I used to be a procrastinator until noon. Now I'm a proud member of the 'Later Alligator' club!

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