4 Jokes For Noon

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Updated on: Dec 29 2024

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Noon is this magical time. It's like the climax of the morning, right? The morning's all about hustle, alarms, and coffee. But as soon as the clock strikes twelve, it's like the world collectively decides, "Alright, folks, let's take a break!" Suddenly, everyone's on a lunch break, snoozing, or contemplating
You know what's dramatic? How we hype up noon like it's the halftime show of our day. It's like a mini New Year's Eve every 24 hours. We set alarms, countdowns, all for that one moment—noon! And then what? Nothing! No confetti, no fireworks, just your stomach growling for lunch.
You ever notice how noon is that time of day where you can't decide if it's still morning or if it's already afternoon? It's like this bizarre no-man's-land on the clock. You wake up, and it's morning. You grab some breakfast, start your day, and suddenly, out of nowhere, BOOM!
Let's talk about the conspiracy of noon. Think about it. Who decided noon was the middle of the day? Was there a committee meeting in ancient times where they were like, "Okay, when the sun is right above our heads, that's the middle. The rest is before and after that."

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