10 Jokes For None

Witty Jokes

Updated on: Jul 12 2024

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Why don't eggs tell jokes? Because they'd crack each other up. None of them want to be scrambled by laughter!
I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug. None of us could stop chuckling!
Why did the number zero feel left out? Because it's none of the other numbers!
Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field, and none could beat him!
Why was the belt arrested? Because it held up a pair of pants, and none could believe how many charges it had!
Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything. None of them stick to the truth!
Why don't skeletons fight each other? Because they don't have the guts. None of them do!
Why did the bicycle fall over? Because it was two-tired. None of the other bikes could help it!
Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing. None of the veggies could stop laughing!
Why was the math book sad? Because it had too many problems. None of the answers were helping!

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