8 Jokes For None

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Updated on: Jul 12 2024

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I'm on a seafood diet. I see food, and I eat it. None of the dishes escape my grasp!
I'm trying to organize a hide and seek tournament, but none of the teams want to be found. It's as if they're hiding!
I told my friend she should embrace her mistakes. She hugged me. None of us expected such a warm response!
I asked my math teacher what's after 69. She said, 'Mouthwash'. I guess none of us were expecting that!
I'm reading a book on anti-gravity. It's impossible to put down. None of the pages stay on the table!
I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised, but none the less, she kept drawing.
I bought shoes from a drug dealer. I don't know what he laced them with, but I was tripping all day. None of my steps felt real!
I told my computer I needed a break. It replied, 'Ctrl-Alt-Delete'. None of us are getting any rest here!

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