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Why did the nonprofit create a cookbook? They wanted to show how to turn a little dough into a lot of change!
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Why did the nonprofit worker become a gardener? They wanted to plant the seeds of positive change!
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Did you hear about the nonprofit that works with trees? They're branching out into new initiatives!
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Why did the nonprofit organization start a bakery? Because they kneaded dough-nations!
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I asked the nonprofit chef if they could cook up change. They replied, 'Yes, but it might take a little thyme!
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What's a nonprofit's favorite type of humor? Wordplay - it always raises a few smiles per sentence!
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I asked the nonprofit leader if they believed in love at first sight. They said, 'No, we believe in change over time!
Non-Profit Team Building
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Non-profits love team-building exercises. I attended one, and they handed us a tangled mess of ropes and said, Congratulations, you're a team. Now, untangle this without crying. It felt like a combination of a jungle adventure and a therapy session. Spoiler alert: I cried.
Non-Profit Fundraising Tactics
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Non-profits are geniuses at fundraising. They'll guilt-trip you into donating for a cause you didn't even know existed. It's like, Sure, I'll give you my money, but can you guarantee that the three-legged, blind, and deaf turtle I just sponsored will send me a thank-you card?
The Irony of Non-Profits
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I love how non-profits are all about giving back and making the world a better place, but when it comes to their websites, it's like they hired a cat to design it. You click on a link, and suddenly you're on a page from 2005. It's like, Congratulations, you just donated to our cause and traveled back in time.
Non-Profits Gone Rogue
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You ever notice how non-profits are like the rebels of the business world? They're out there, breaking all the rules, like, Hey, let's save the world without making a dime! Meanwhile, the for-profits are just staring at them like, You guys are adorable. Good luck with that. We'll be over here in our golden jacuzzis.
Non-Profit Finance Strategy
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Non-profits are masters at stretching a dollar. They're so good at it that I bet if they were in charge of NASA, we'd be exploring space on a budget of $50. Houston, we have a problem. Don't worry, just duct tape it and use the leftover cash for a bake sale.
Non-Profit Perks
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Non-profits are like the monks of the corporate world. They're all about simplicity and selflessness. I bet their job interviews are like, Can you survive on a diet of instant noodles and goodwill? Great, you're hired! And here's your office – it's the cardboard box in the alley. Enjoy the view!
Non-Profit Social Media
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Ever follow a non-profit on social media? It's like a daily guilt trip. They post pictures of starving children, endangered animals, and polluted oceans. I'm just trying to enjoy my coffee, not get an emotional beatdown. Can't you show me a cute cat video for once?
Non-Profit Swag
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Ever get swag from a non-profit? It's not a fancy tote bag or a branded water bottle; it's a tattered T-shirt with a logo that looks like it was drawn by a toddler. Wear it with pride! they say. I'm pretty sure even the homeless guy on the corner is rocking better merch.
Non-Profit vs. For-Profit
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You know, the difference between non-profits and for-profits is like the difference between a yoga retreat and a Black Friday sale. One is all about finding inner peace, and the other is about elbowing people in the face for a discounted toaster. Guess which one pays better?
Non-Profit Office Decor
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Walk into a non-profit office, and you'll think you stumbled into a thrift store that survived a tornado. Oh, is that a desk or a relic from the '70s? I half expect to find a rotary phone and a typewriter next to the water cooler. Innovation is a luxury they can't afford.
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