17 Jokes About Nice Guys

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Updated on: Jul 10 2025

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How does a nice guy text his crush? 'I be-leaf in us.
What did the nice guy say when he found a dollar? 'I'm feeling cents-ational!
How did the nice guy fix his tire? He gave it a 'wheel-y' good hug!
How does a nice guy start a conversation? He says 'Well, aren't you reel-y nice?
How does a nice guy make tea? He uses 'sweet-tea' bags!
How does a nice guy apologize? He says 'I'm so soy-rry.
Did you hear about the nice guy who opened a bakery? He kneaded the dough!

Nice Guys - The Human Walking Apology

Nice guys apologize for everything. They'll bump into a chair, and it's, I'm sorry. Meanwhile, the chair's sitting there like, Dude, I've been here for years. Get it together!

Nice Guys Finish Last... in the Picking-up-Hints Olympics

These nice guys, they're so innocent, bless their hearts. You drop hints for them, but it's like playing hide and seek with a chameleon in a bag of Skittles. Hey, I'd love to grab coffee sometime! And they're like, Sure, coffee is great for staying awake. Anyway, good night!

Nice Guys and the Unspoken Language of Holding Doors

Nice guys hold doors open like it's a ceremonial ritual. It's not just about entering a building; it's a symbolic gesture that says, 'I can handle commitment – at least for the duration of this doorway.'

Nice Guys' Dating Strategy - The Diplomatic Approach

Their approach to dating is like negotiating a peace treaty. After careful consideration, I propose a dinner date at 7 PM. We shall discuss our interests, and if all goes well, a second meeting will be scheduled, pending approval.

The Chronicles of the 'Nice Guys

You ever meet those guys who proudly declare they're nice guys? It's like they've joined an elite secret society for politeness. I'm waiting for them to start wearing badges that say, Certified Nice Guy, Level 37 - Can Open Doors Without Expecting a Date.

Nice Guys, the Human 'Like' Button

Nice guys are the real-life equivalent of the 'like' button on social media. They nod and agree so much; I'm surprised their necks aren't listed on eBay as the most flexible joint in town.

Nice Guys - The Love Doctors of the Friendzone

Nice guys give relationship advice like they've earned a Ph.D. in friendship. It's like going to a dentist for a haircut – wrong expertise, but at least they mean well.

Nice Guys and the Subtle Art of Complimenting

Compliments from nice guys are so subtle; you need a magnifying glass to find them. Your hair looks nice... under these strategically placed clouds of humility.

Nice Guys' Pickup Lines - The Polite Edition

Their pickup lines are so charmingly innocent. Are you a parking ticket? Because you've been validated by society, and I respect that.

Nice Guys' Ghosting Game - the Polite Vanishing Act

When a nice guy ghosts you, it's like they attended a seminar on disappearing with grace. You'll be mid-conversation, and suddenly it's like they've been abducted by aliens who appreciate good manners.

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