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Nice guys" love dropping compliments, but sometimes it feels like they attended a workshop on cheesy pick-up lines. "Are you a magician? Because whenever I look at you, everyone else disappears. Seriously, where did my friends go?
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Nice guys" have this habit of being overly apologetic. They apologize for everything. You step on their foot, they apologize. You accidentally interrupt them, they apologize. I'm just waiting for one to apologize for apologizing too much.
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Nice guys" sometimes confuse being overly available with being romantic. They'll cancel plans at the drop of a hat, thinking it's a grand gesture. I'm sorry, but if you're canceling our dinner date to pet-sit for your neighbor's goldfish, we need to reevaluate your priorities.
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Nice guys" love to say they finish last. I think it's because they take forever to decide on dinner plans. "Oh, I don't know, what do you feel like? No, really, I'm fine with anything. Well, not sushi, and I had Italian last night, and burgers are too messy...
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You ever notice how "nice guys" have this superhero complex? They think holding the door open for you is the equivalent of saving the day. I'm just waiting for one of them to wear a cape and shout, "Fear not, fair maiden, I've got your coffee order memorized!
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I appreciate a "nice guy," but some of them take it to the extreme. One guy asked me if he could walk me to my car. Sure, until he insisted on carrying me, too. Dude, I just want to get to my Honda, not ride into battle on a white horse!
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Have you ever been on a date with a "nice guy" who insists on paying for everything? It's sweet, until you realize he's keeping track like an accountant. "Let's see, dinner, drinks, and a movie... congratulations, you now owe me exactly 37.50 romance points.
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Ever notice how "nice guys" always seem to have the perfect solution to your problems? It's like having a human Google, but with more unsolicited advice. "Oh, you're feeling stressed? Have you tried meditating while juggling flaming torches? Works for me!
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Nice guys" often claim they're great listeners, but sometimes it feels like they're preparing for an interrogation. They nod so much; I'm waiting for them to ask, "Where were you on the night of February 14th, and with whom did you share your chocolate?
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