9 Jokes About New Year 2022

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Updated on: Jun 16 2025

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I told myself I should go jogging on New Year's Day. But it's been a running joke ever since!
My resolution is to be more optimistic. So, I'm thinking I'll win the lottery this year... but I'm positive I won't!
My New Year's resolution is to procrastinate less. I'll start working on it next week!
I made a resolution to learn sign language this year. So far, I've only managed to say hello. Well, that's a start!
My New Year's resolution is to break fewer things. It's going to be hard to keep up!
I thought of going on a diet for my New Year's resolution, but I hate losing!
My New Year's resolution is to stop telling bad puns. But I'm still 'punny' about it!
My resolution is to read more. So, I'm turning on subtitles for Netflix!
I resolved to start a band this year. But finding good musicians is like trying to find a needle in a haystack – they're always sharp!

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