5 Jokes About New Year 2022

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Updated on: Jun 16 2025

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Winter Blues

Dealing with the cold weather and the pressure to be festive
Everyone's excited about the holidays. I'm just here trying to remember where I hid my own Christmas presents. Surprise, self!

New Year's Resolutions

The struggle between making ambitious resolutions and the reality of sticking to them
My resolution was to read a book a month. I just finished my first one. It was titled, "The Art of Napping." I'm killing it.

New Year's Eve Parties

The expectation of an epic night versus the reality of trying to stay awake until midnight
The New Year's countdown is a lot like life. It builds up all this anticipation, and then suddenly, it's over. I spent more time deciding what to wear than actually celebrating.

Time Passing

Reflecting on how fast time flies, especially when binge-watching Netflix
My phone has a feature that shows how much screen time I have. It's like a guilt trip every week. It says, "You could have learned a new language in the time you spent scrolling." I did learn one: Emoji.

Social Media Hype

The pressure to have the perfect life showcased on social media during the holiday season
Tried using Snapchat filters to look festive. Now my phone thinks I have a face made of tinsel. I walked into an electronics store, and it tried to charge me 20% more for being extra sparkly.

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