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New Year's resolutions are like those "easy-to-assemble" furniture manuals. Looks simple enough at first glance, but by February, you're left wondering where it all went wrong.
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I find it amusing how we greet each new year with a sense of renewed hope, as if the universe is handing out free trial memberships to self-improvement, only to realize by February that it's not as user-friendly as the ads made it seem.
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I've noticed that with each passing new year, my gym membership becomes more of an annual donation to a building full of shiny equipment I'm convinced is plotting against me.
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New Year's Eve parties are like time machines. One moment you're dancing to "Auld Lang Syne," and the next, you're waking up in a year you swear you weren't prepared for.
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There's something oddly satisfying about flipping the calendar to a new year, as if the mere act can magically erase the memories of the questionable decisions made in the previous 365 days.
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You know it's a new year when the gym parking lot is suddenly busier than a shopping mall during a Black Friday sale, and everyone's sporting athletic wear like they're auditioning for a sports drink commercial.
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You know, every new year feels like the universe's way of saying, "Hey, remember those resolutions you didn't keep last year? Let's give it another go, shall we?
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Why is it that every January, I become convinced that this will be the year I finally master the art of assembling furniture from that Swedish store without ending up with extra screws?
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It's funny how we say "out with the old, in with the new" every January, but my collection of mismatched socks seems to be the one thing that stands the test of time.
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