7 New Parents Jokes

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Updated on: Jun 18 2025

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Being a new parent is like trying to fold a fitted sheet - it seems impossible, and you're never quite sure if you're doing it right!
I asked my friend how he handles being a new parent. He said, 'It's all about balance – balancing coffee mugs on the edge of the changing table!
I asked my friend how being a new parent is. He said, 'It's a lot like playing peek-a-boo. You're exhausted, and nobody else seems to understand the rules!
What's a new parent's secret weapon? Baby wipes – they can clean up anything, even the messiest situations!
What's a new parent's favorite type of humor? Dad jokes – they've got that baby in stitches!
Being a new parent is like running a marathon. Except in this race, sleep deprivation is the finish line!
Being a new parent is like trying to juggle - except you're juggling sleepless nights, dirty diapers, and endless baby bottles!

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