6 New Parents Jokes

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Updated on: Jun 18 2025

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Why do new parents make great detectives? They excel at finding hidden objects - like pacifiers and baby socks!
What's a new parent's favorite workout? The 'baby bounce' – it's like cardio, but with added cuddles!
I tried to make a diaper joke, but it was too 'crappy'. New parents, you know the struggle!
What did the baby say to the exhausted parents? 'You're not the only ones losing sleep – I'm an expert at it!
What did the baby corn say to the new parents? 'Don't worry, I'll grow on you!
I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes as a new parent. She gave me a puzzled look and said, 'I thought we were using a diaper!

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