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You know you're new parents when you start using the word "naptime" as a verb. "Honey, it's naptime; let's celebrate!
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New parents' social lives can be summed up in one word: playdates. It's like speed dating for toddlers, except instead of finding love, you're hoping for a moment of peace and quiet.
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You know you're a new parent when your phone gallery transforms overnight. It goes from selfies and scenic shots to a collection of 2,347 identical pictures of your baby's first sneeze.
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New parents are like amateur detectives. We investigate mysterious stains, decode baby cries, and try to figure out who the real culprit is behind the missing pacifiers.
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It's funny how new parents suddenly become experts on baby milestones. "Oh, your baby rolled over? That's cute. Mine just negotiated a peace treaty between the stuffed animals.
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Ever notice how new parents suddenly become experts in baby talk? One minute you're discussing global politics, and the next, you're debating whether "goo-goo" or "ga-ga" is more linguistically accurate.
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As new parents, we've mastered the art of multitasking. I mean, who else can change a diaper, answer a work email, and make a bottle—all while singing the ABCs?
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The phrase "sleeping like a baby" takes on a whole new meaning when you're a new parent. Because apparently, babies believe in power naps, multiple wake-up calls, and marathon sessions of midnight karaoke.
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You know you're in the new parent club when your idea of a wild Friday night involves debating the merits of different brands of diaper rash cream.
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