7 Jokes About Neon

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Updated on: Aug 12 2025

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What did the neon sign say to the lamp? 'You're just a dim bulb in my radiant world!
Why did the neon light break up with the incandescent bulb? It found someone brighter!
I bought a neon shirt to stand out, but now I blend in with traffic signs. Fashion fail!
What did the neon sign say to the wall? 'You complete me!
What did one neon sign say to the other? 'You light up my life!
Neon signs are a lot like teenagers. They both think they know everything but still need support!
Neon signs are like relationships – they look great from a distance, but up close, you can see all the flaws!

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