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Why did the neon cat sit on the computer? It wanted to keep an eye on the mouse!
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Why did the neon light get in trouble? It was caught flashing in public!
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Why did the neon sign go to therapy? It had too many issues with its inner light!
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Why did the neon light become a detective? It was great at shedding light on mysteries!
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Neon lights are the only things that make me feel better about my life. You know you're not doing that bad when you're not flickering like a faulty neon sign.
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I told my boss I wanted a neon sign for my desk to boost productivity. Now, every time I make a mistake, it blinks 'Oops' in bright colors. I call it my career highlight reel.
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I saw a neon sign that said 'Love Conquers All.' I guess they never tried conquering a spider in the bathroom. Love takes a back seat when an eight-legged monster appears.
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Neon signs are like the rockstars of the advertising world. They're always buzzing, they look cool at night, and you're not sure if they'll still be standing the next morning.
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I bought a neon sign for my living room thinking it would add some sophistication. Now I just have a glowing 'Pizza and Netflix' sign above my couch. Classy, right?
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Neon signs are the original influencers. I mean, who needs Instagram models when you have a neon sign that says 'Eat Tacos, Be Happy' guiding your life choices?
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Neon signs are like relationships – they're dazzling at first, but after a while, you realize they're high-maintenance and might leave you in the dark.
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I tried to save money on electricity by replacing all my light bulbs with neon signs. Now my house looks like a discount Vegas casino. The neighbors call it 'The Glittering Budget Pit.'
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I asked my doctor if my health could be compared to a neon sign. He said, 'Well, if you start flickering or making strange noises, we've got a problem.'
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