5 Jokes About Neon

Double Meaning Jokes

Updated on: Aug 12 2025

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Neon Signs in the Office

When the office decides to embrace neon signs.
Neon signs in the office are like my motivation—flickering and sometimes completely off.

Neon in the Dating World

When your date is more attracted to neon lights than you.
Relationships are like neon lights—bright at first, but you start questioning your choices when they flicker.

Neon Signs vs. Mother Nature

When nature competes with neon signs for attention.
If the moon had a neon sign, would werewolves be attracted to it or just complain about the light pollution?

Neon in Superhero Training

When superheroes upgrade to neon costumes.
Spider-Man in neon—now he's not just swinging from buildings, he's swinging into a 70s disco.

Neon in the Animal Kingdom

When animals discover neon colors.
I asked my cat what it thinks of neon colors. It knocked over a lamp and said, "I prefer a more subtle approach.

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