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What did the programmer say to the bug? 'You're not welcome in my neo-code!
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Why did the neo refuse to attend the party? It was afraid of social byte!
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I tried to write a joke about artificial intelligence, but it became too neo-tangled!
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I named my computer after my favorite pop star. Now it's a neo-Celine machine!
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Did you hear about the computer that fell in love? It found its byte-mate in the neo-world!
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What did the computer say when it got lost? 'I need a neo-map to find my way!
Neo's Kitchen Drama
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Neo's idea of cooking is just staring at the refrigerator, hoping something magically appears. Dude, the only thing appearing is hunger, not a gourmet meal. I tried the Neo method - the only thing I got was a deep philosophical conversation with my delivery guy.
Neo's Self-Help Book
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Neo wrote a self-help book titled The Zen of Dodging Bullets. Spoiler alert: the only people dodging bullets are the readers trying to avoid the cringe-worthy advice.
Neo's Tech Support
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I asked Neo for tech support once. He told me to bend the Wi-Fi signal like he bends the Matrix. Turns out, Wi-Fi doesn't respond well to kung fu moves. Who knew?
Neo's Stand-Up Comedy
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Neo tried stand-up once. He was like, What's the deal with reality? Can I get a reboot? Neo, stick to dodging bullets; comedy is not your red pill.
Neo's Horror Movie Night
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Neo's idea of a horror movie night is watching The Matrix and thinking, What if this is real? Yeah, Neo, I'll be more scared when my Wi-Fi goes down than when agents are chasing me through a digital world.
Neo's Job Search
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Neo's job search strategy is just sitting at his computer, waiting for the perfect job to pop up. Dude, you're not The One in job hunting; you're the one still living in your mom's basement.
Neo's Gardening Tips
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Neo's gardening tips include whispering to the plants, You're not in the real world; you're in the Matrix of photosynthesis. Dude, the only thing growing is my confusion about how you managed to kill a cactus.
Neo's Dating Advice
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I tried taking dating advice from Neo once. He said, Just dodge the red flags. So, I'm there on a date, doing my best Neo impression, trying to dodge red flags like I'm in some kind of relationship bullet hell. Turns out, Neo's not the best love guru.
The Matrix of Marriage
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You know, relationships are a lot like The Matrix. At first, everything seems all cool and futuristic, and you're dodging bullets of insecurity. But then, reality hits, and you find out Neo was just another guy who couldn't figure out the right pill to take in the morning.
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