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Neo can download kung fu instantly, but my Wi-Fi takes ages to load a cat video. Maybe I need to upgrade to "The Matrix" package from my internet provider.
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Neo can jump from one skyscraper to another, and I can't even jump to conclusions without tripping over my own logic. Life's a bit more grounded for us regular folks.
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You ever notice how Neo in "The Matrix" dodges bullets like he's avoiding someone trying to hand him a flyer on the street? "No thanks, I've already got enough existential crisis, I don't need your pamphlet!
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You know you're an adult when you start relating more to the guy in "The Matrix" who pays bills and deals with everyday problems than the one dodging bullets. I, too, would prefer a peaceful life over dodging bullets, thank you very much.
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I tried to impress my date by dodging a restaurant menu like Neo dodges bullets. Turns out, she wasn't impressed, and now I'm single. Maybe I should've just ordered the spaghetti.
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I was feeling adventurous, so I tried to eat my breakfast like Neo dodges bullets. Turns out, cereal doesn't respond well to being dodged. My kitchen floor is now a crunchy mess.
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Neo can see the code of the Matrix, and I struggle to decipher the expiration date on my groceries. Maybe I need a pair of those cool sunglasses to reveal the mysteries of my refrigerator.
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Neo can stop bullets with his mind, but I can't even stop my phone from autocorrecting "ducking" to "ducking." I guess my phone is just not on the same level of enlightenment.
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The other day, I tried to impress someone by avoiding a door like Neo dodges bullets. Instead, I just walked into it and gave them a good laugh. Smooth moves, right?
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