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Agent Smith's Therapist
Agent Smith dealing with his anger issues in therapy
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Therapist says, "Smith, let's work on your anger. Repeat after me: 'I am not the Matrix. I am my own program.' Smith grumbles, "I am not the Matrix. I am my own program. But seriously, I am the Matrix.
The Oracle
The Oracle predicting the unpredictable in a world of glitches
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The Oracle predicts Neo will have a glitchy day. Neo sighs, "Story of my digital life. I've had more glitches than a Windows operating system.
The Chosen One
Neo, the chosen one, facing the challenges of everyday life
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Neo's trying to order pizza, and the guy on the phone says, "Would you like it delivered to the Matrix?" Neo responds, "Nah, just send it to 42 Wallaby Way. Wait, wrong movie!
The Blue Pill Advocate
Someone trying to convince Neo to take the blue pill and stay blissfully unaware
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The Blue Pill Advocate says, "Why mess with destiny, Neo? Just take the blue pill and let fate binge-watch your life for you. Spoiler: It's a trilogy.
The Red Pill Support Group
Neo attending a support group for those who've taken the red pill
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Neo complains, "The Matrix is a simulation." Someone else says, "Tell me something I don't know. Last week, my barista told me almond milk was real milk. That's a simulation I can't unsee.
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