7 Jokes For Neckromancer

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Updated on: Apr 11 2025

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What's a neckromancer's favorite dance move? The headbang, of course!
I told my friend I wanted to be a neckromancer. He said, 'Isn't that just a fancy chiropractor?
I asked the neckromancer if he could fix my neck pain. He said, 'Sure, I'll have it straightened out in no time – magically!
The neckromancer's favorite party trick? Disappearing in the middle of a conversation – he's a real neck-ninja!
The neckromancer's favorite exercise? The neck-ercise, of course!
What did the neckromancer say to his lazy apprentice? 'Stop slouching – you're not raising the undead, you're lowering them!
Why did the neckromancer start a rock band? He wanted to create music that really raised the dead – and their eyebrows!

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