bestTrending Topics
Joke Types
The Environmentalist Neckromancer
Resurrecting the dead while keeping a low carbon footprint
0
0
My friends say I'm an eco-conscious neckromancer, but I'm pretty sure bringing corpses back to life doesn't make me a tree hugger—it makes me a tree shaker!
The Social Media Influencer Neckromancer
Balancing the desire for likes and followers with the ethical implications of raising the dead
0
0
I asked my followers if they prefer zombies or vampires. The results were split, so I did a poll to decide, and now I have an army of undead influencers promoting my brand. #NecroFame
The Health-Conscious Neckromancer
Trying to balance dark magic with a gluten-free lifestyle
0
0
I tried to incorporate more greens into my spells, but now my cauldron just looks like a hipster salad. Who knew eye of newt was so high in antioxidants?
The Fashionista Neckromancer
Choosing stylish robes that are also practical for spellcasting
0
0
Fashion tip for fellow neckromancers: When choosing a robe, make sure it's slimming. Nothing ruins a resurrection ceremony like looking bloated in front of the spirits.
Post a Comment