5 Jokes For Narcissistic

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Updated on: Apr 16 2025

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Social Media Superstar

Balancing a public image with private insecurities.
I thought about getting a pet, you know, for companionship. Then I realized my Instagram account is the only 'puppy' I can handle—adorable, always seeking attention, and sits on command for likes.

Mirror, Mirror

The internal struggle of a narcissist facing the harsh truth.
My selfie stick broke, and I had to take pictures with my phone like it's 2014. Now, instead of a narcissist, I feel like a regular 'narcisist'—all 'I' and no stick.

Humble Brag Chronicles

The fine line between self-promotion and boasting.
I believe in giving back. That's why I give people the chance to hear about my achievements—it's philanthropy for their ears.

Self-Admiration Overload

Coping with the disappointment when others don't recognize one's greatness.
I tried a new dating app that matches based on personality. It said, 'No matches found.' Guess even algorithms struggle to handle someone as unique as me.

The Egotistical Guru

Maintaining an image of wisdom while suppressing the need for constant admiration.
I'm all about self-reflection. Every morning, I reflect on how incredible I am, and by afternoon, I'm already nostalgic about how amazing my morning reflection was.

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