8+ Best One Liners Jokes About myself

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I'm not lazy. I'm in energy-saving mode, preparing for a burst of productivity... eventually.

I'm a master at the art of sleeping. It's my most consistent hobby!

I'm a professional at procrastination. I'll tell you more about it later.

I used to play piano by ear, but now I use my hands.

I'm on a seafood diet. I see food, and I eat it... mostly.

I'm a multitasker. I can listen, ignore, and forget all at the same time.

I'm not lazy; I'm just in energy-saving mode.

I'm not lazy; I'm on energy-saving mode, conserving energy for important tasks, like napping.

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