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My wife dropped the "I'm leaving" bombshell, and I couldn't help but wonder if this is just an elaborate way of saying she wants a solo vacation. I mean, a postcard would have sufficed.
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She drops the bomb, "I'm leaving," and I'm left wondering if this is just an extreme form of escape room experience. Spoiler alert: I'm terrible at puzzles.
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So, my wife dropped a bomb on me the other day. She said she's leaving me. I thought we were just playing hide and seek, but apparently, it's more of a hide and don't come back kind of thing.
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She said she's leaving, and all I could think about was how I'll finally have control over the TV remote. Little did I know, freedom comes at a steep price.
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You know your relationship is in trouble when your wife says she's leaving, and the first thing that comes to your mind is, "Who's going to finish the ice cream in the freezer now?
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So, my wife announced she's leaving, and I immediately started mentally rehearsing the speech I'll give at our imaginary divorce party. Anyone have a good caterer recommendation?
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She's leaving, and I'm here thinking, "Well, at least I won't have to argue about the thermostat setting anymore." Silver linings, right?
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My wife's leaving, and I'm contemplating changing all the Wi-Fi passwords just to make the breakup a little more challenging. Emotional turbulence meets technological inconvenience.
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My wife told me she's leaving, and I'm thinking, "Well, I guess my extensive collection of mismatched socks wasn't the deal-breaker I thought it would be.
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