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Why did the IQ test break up with the calculator? It couldn't handle too much division.
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Why did the intelligent person bring a ladder to the bar? They heard the drinks were on the house!
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Why did the mathematician get a low IQ score? They didn't count on the test being so difficult!
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Why don't IQ tests ever play hide and seek? Because good luck hiding from someone who knows where you are before you do.
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Why did the brain apply for a job? It wanted better working conditions and higher IQ colleagues!
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Why did the genius bring a ladder to the bar? Because he heard the drinks were on the house!
Brain vs. Brawn
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Having a high IQ is like having a superpower, but it's not the kind that helps you lift heavy things or run fast. I'm the guy who can solve a Rubik's Cube in record time but struggles to open a pickle jar. It's all about priorities, folks.
Game of Smartphones
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My IQ is so high that when I play trivia games on my phone, it feels like I'm challenging the entire internet. I'm like the Jon Snow of the trivia world, except instead of battling White Walkers, I'm battling against people who have too much time on their hands.
The Smart Aleck
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You know, someone asked me about my IQ the other day. I said, Well, my IQ is so high, even my smartphone calls me a know-it-all. It's like Siri is rolling her eyes every time I ask a question.
IQ Dilemma
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I checked my IQ recently, and I realized it's like a rollercoaster - goes up and down, and there's always that one annoying guy who screams in excitement while the rest of us are just trying to keep our lunch down.
Smartphone Showdown
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My IQ is so high that my phone is afraid of me. Every time I ask Siri a question, I can almost hear her whispering to Alexa, He's at it again. Quick, pretend you didn't hear anything!
Einstein's Lost Cousin
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People often tell me I have the IQ of a genius, but I think Einstein would disown me if he saw my attempts at DIY home repairs. Let's just say, when it comes to fixing things, I'm more like The Absent-minded Handyman.
The Genius Struggle
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People are always impressed when they find out my IQ, but what they don't know is that I struggle daily with basic tasks. I once tried to assemble IKEA furniture and ended up with a bookshelf that looked like a modern art masterpiece. Who knew furniture came with an abstract expressionist option?
Lost in Translation
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My IQ is so high that sometimes I feel like I'm speaking a different language. I told someone I had a Mensa membership, and they thought I was part of a secret society dedicated to men's fashion. Now I'm just imagining secret meetings discussing the perfect tie knot.
The IQ Diet
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Having a high IQ doesn't make you immune to the struggles of dieting. I tried explaining to my salad that I had a superior intellect, but it just stared back at me, silently judging my decision to add extra cheese.
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