6 My Girlfriend Jokes

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Updated on: Aug 13 2025

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My girlfriend said she wants to be treated like a queen. So, I gave her a realm of unsolicited advice and constant demands.
My girlfriend thinks I'm addicted to social media. I'm working on re-posting myself in her good books.
My girlfriend is like a fine wine. She gets better with age... and has a cork sometimes.
My girlfriend accused me of being immature. I told her to get out of my blanket fort.
My girlfriend told me I should treat her like a princess. So I married her off to a stranger in a neighboring kingdom.
My girlfriend said she's leaving me because of my obsession with astronomy. What planet is she on?

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