5 My Girlfriend Jokes

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Updated on: Aug 13 2025

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The Foodie Girlfriend

Her love for food vs. my cooking skills
She says the way to a man's heart is through his stomach. I guess I should've taken that literally when she tried to make heart-shaped pancakes.

The Social Media Queen Girlfriend

Her online life vs. our real life
I'm convinced she loves her filters more than she loves me. The "Valencia" filter gets more attention than my jokes.

The Overly Organized Girlfriend

Her organizational skills vs. my chaos
She's turned our relationship into a flowchart. You mess up, it leads to a decision tree that somehow always ends with her being right.

The Fitness Freak Girlfriend

Her gym routine vs. my Netflix binge routine
I told her I did cardio. Yeah, I meant I clicked "Next Episode" really fast.

The DIY Girlfriend

Her Pinterest projects vs. my lack of handy skills
She thinks I don't appreciate her crafts. I do! But I didn't know a homemade lamp could replace the one that was perfectly fine.

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