8 My Girlfriend Jokes

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Updated on: Aug 13 2025

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I told my girlfriend she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug!
My girlfriend told me she needed space. I said, 'Join NASA, then!
I forgot to wish my girlfriend on our anniversary. But she didn't seem mad. Turns out, she also forgot we had an anniversary!
I told my girlfriend she drew her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised!
I asked my girlfriend if she could lend me a book on controlling anger. She handed me her diary.
My girlfriend asked me if I could do a magic trick. I replied, 'Sure, I'll make your patience disappear.
I asked my girlfriend why she never blinked during our staring contests. She said she didn't want to miss a second looking at me.
My girlfriend thinks I'm too nosy. At least that's what she wrote in her diary.

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