7 Jokes For My Daddy

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Updated on: Aug 01 2024

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My daddy told me he's reading a book on anti-gravity. It's impossible to put down!
My daddy told me he used to play hide and seek with the planets. He said he was good at hiding, but Uranus always gave him away!
My daddy told me he's writing a book on reverse psychology. I hope people don't buy it!
My daddy said he used to be a baker because he kneaded dough. Now, he just makes a lot of bread jokes. It's his daily bread!
My daddy said he used to be a gardener, but he couldn't 'leaf' his job. Now, he's branching out with new career ideas!
My daddy told me he's on a whiskey diet. He's lost three days already!
My daddy said he used to be a tailor, but he wasn't suited for the job. Now, he's just trying to 'sew' what happens!

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