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Daddy the Fashion Icon
When your daddy thinks he's a fashion icon, but his wardrobe is stuck in the '80s.
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My daddy tried to convince me that fanny packs are making a comeback. I said, "Dad, the only thing coming back is your embarrassing sense of style.
Daddy the Fitness Guru
When your daddy claims to be a fitness guru, but his idea of a workout is lifting the TV remote.
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I caught my dad doing jumping jacks in the living room. I asked him what exercise he was doing. He said, "It's called 'avoiding the Legos on the floor.' It's a full-body workout.
Daddy the DIY Expert
When your daddy thinks he's a DIY expert, but the only thing he's built is a tower of empty beer cans.
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I told my dad I wanted a walk-in closet. Now, our garage is a walk-in closet. He said, "It's called innovative space utilization." I call it parking the car on the street.
Daddy the Master Chef
When your daddy claims to be a master chef, but his specialty is burning water.
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I asked my dad for a recipe, and he handed me a takeout menu. He said, "That's the secret to my cooking success – knowing the best restaurants.
Daddy as a Tech Guru
When your daddy is a tech guru but still can't set up the Wi-Fi.
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Dad claims to know all about the cloud. I asked him to show me where my photos are stored. He pointed at the sky and said, "Somewhere up there." Thanks, dad, now my memories are floating around with the birds.
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