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Joke Types
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Why did the bodybuilder bring a ladder to the gym? To get to the next level of gains!
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Why did the muscle apply for a job? It wanted a position that was flex-ible!
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What's a muscle's favorite type of movie? Anything with a lot of flex appeal!
Muscle Mix-up
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You ever notice how muscles are like that one friend who always shows up at the wrong time? Like, dude, I'm trying to impress someone with my intellectual conversation, and here you are, flexing in the background, stealing the spotlight. My biceps have the worst timing!
Muscle Confessions
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I went to the doctor the other day, and he told me I need to strengthen my core. So, naturally, I started telling my abs all my secrets. Now, every time I flex, I feel like I'm confessing to a six-pack priest.
Muscle Memory Mishaps
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Muscle memory is incredible. I mean, my fingers remember the password to my computer better than I do. But it's a bit annoying when my muscles remember the dance moves from a 90s boy band instead of the important stuff, like where I left my car keys.
Muscle Mind Games
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You ever wake up sore and wonder what your muscles were doing in their secret society meeting overnight? Like, were they playing poker or doing a Shakespearean play without my permission? I'd appreciate a heads-up, guys!
Muscle Memory Lane
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My muscles are stuck in the past. I tried to impress my date by doing the worm, but my muscles insisted on doing the robot. Now I'm single, and my muscles are doing the I told you so dance.
Muscle Identity Crisis
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I've been working out so much that my muscles are having an identity crisis. My biceps think they're triceps, my abs think they're pecs – it's like a fitness soap opera. I'm just waiting for my deltoids to reveal they've been the villain all along.
Muscle Miscommunication
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My muscles and I have a communication problem. I asked them to grow, and they heard glow. Now I look like a fluorescent lightbulb with biceps. Thanks, muscles, I wanted gains, not a rave party!
Muscle Motivation Meltdown
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My muscles are great at motivating me to start working out. They're like, Come on, you can do it! But as soon as I'm halfway through, they're like, Just kidding, we were rooting for the couch all along.
Gym vs. Reality
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Going to the gym is a lot like having a New Year's resolution – it starts with a lot of enthusiasm, but after a while, you find yourself lifting a bag of chips more than dumbbells. I call it gym-balancing.
Muscle Mixologist
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Trying to balance muscle groups is like being a mixologist at the gym. I'm here trying to create the perfect cocktail of strength, and my muscles are like, How about we just stick to the curls and call it a day? I'm lifting weights, not making a muscle mojito!
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