5 Jokes For Muscle

Double Meaning Jokes

Updated on: Sep 03 2024

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Gym Enthusiast

The struggle of gaining muscles but losing money on gym memberships.
I asked my gym trainer for financial advice. He told me to invest in "heavy gains." Turns out, he meant the stock market, not the dumbbells.

Fitness Apps

The love-hate relationship with fitness apps that promise to transform you.
The fitness app says, "You burned 500 calories." Well, if stressing over whether I burned calories or not could burn calories, I'd be a fitness model by now.

Fitness Class Confessions

Surviving intense fitness classes with a sense of humor.
I went to a yoga class thinking it would be relaxing. It was more like an advanced course in human origami. My body twisted in ways I didn't know were possible, and now I'm contemplating whether I'm stuck this way permanently.

Bodybuilders and Tiny Clothes

The challenge of finding clothes that fit when you're built like a superhero.
I bought a tank top that's so tight, it could double as a tourniquet. It's like wearing a second skin, but a second skin that's doing its best to burst open.

Lazy Fitness

Wanting muscles without putting in any effort.
I joined a gym for lazy people. It's called "Doze and Lift." We lift weights in our dreams, and honestly, I've got some strong imaginary biceps.

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