7+ Best One Liners Jokes For muscle

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I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug!

I accidentally sprayed deodorant in my mouth. Now when I talk, I have this weird, minty fresh accent.

I told my muscles a joke, but they didn't laugh. I guess I need to work on my delivery!

I tried to do a push-up today, but it didn't work out. Maybe it's a pull-up day.

I used to play piano by ear, but now I use my muscles.

My muscles and I have a special bond. We're always flexing on each other!

I asked the gym trainer if he could teach me to do the splits. He said, 'How flexible are you?' I said, 'I can't make Tuesdays.

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