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Updated on: Jul 14 2025

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My mom told me to follow my dreams, so I went back to bed!
I asked my mom if I was adopted. She said, 'Not yet, but we placed an ad just in case!
I asked my mom if I was adopted. She said, 'Not that I know of, but I wouldn't be surprised!
I told my mom she should embrace her mistakes. She said, 'Then I'd have a whole family!
I asked my mom if I was adopted. She said, 'Why would we choose you?
I told my mom she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug.
I told my mom she should embrace her mistakes. She said, 'That's what hugs are for!
I asked my mom if I was adopted. She said, 'Not yet, but we're taking applications!
I told my mom she should embrace her mistakes. She laughed and showed me my baby pictures!

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