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Trying to keep mums alive in your garden is a real test of commitment. It's like signing up for a long-term relationship with a plant that requires constant reassurance and water.
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Mums have this silent judgmental stare. You forget to water them, and suddenly they're giving you that look like, "I thought you were better than this.
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I tried gardening once, and my mums were so disappointed in me that they decided to take an early retirement and wither away. Gardening is not for the faint-hearted, or apparently, for me.
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Mums are the introverts of the floral family. You bring them home, and they're like, "I'll just sit quietly in this corner and bloom when I feel like it.
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Mums are the undercover agents of the plant world. They pretend to be delicate and innocent, but deep down, they're plotting world domination one garden at a time.
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Mums are like the ninjas of flowers – they quietly appear in your garden, and suddenly your neighbors are like, "Whoa, when did you become a floral master?
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You know you're officially an adult when your excitement about mums at home is no longer about your mother but the blooming flowers in the garden.
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Mums are the real influencers in the garden world. Other flowers see them thriving, and suddenly every plant wants to be a mum – trendy, stylish, and always in bloom.
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Mums are like the therapists of the flower kingdom. You sit next to them, talk about your day, and they just nod along, understanding the struggles of being a neglected garden.
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