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What did the mummy say to the detective? 'You're wrapping up the wrong case!
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Why did the mummy become an archaeologist? Because it was great at unwrapping history!
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Why did the mummy apply for a job at the bakery? It wanted to be a wrap artist!
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Why did the mummy break up with its girlfriend? It felt too wrapped up in the relationship!
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Why did the mummy bring a ladder to the party? It wanted to reach the wrap stars!
Mummy Math
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I tried to teach my mummy some math, you know, basic addition and subtraction. But every time I asked her a question, she just kept saying, I'm all wrapped up in this problem. Well, at least she's consistent with the puns.
Mummy's Social Media Game
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My mummy decided to join social media. Her first post was, Just unboxed myself after a long nap. Feeling ancient but fabulous! She's the original influencer – influencing embalmers since 2000 B.C.
Mummy's Job Hunt
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My mummy wanted a job. She applied to be a security guard at the museum. They asked her, Can you stay still for hours? She replied, I've been practicing for a few thousand years.
Mummy's Cooking Show
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Tried cooking with my mummy. She said, I've got the perfect recipe – wrap it and forget it. I guess sarcophagus cuisine is an acquired taste.
Mummy's Love Life
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My mummy tried online dating. Her profile said, Seeking someone who can handle my sarcophagus humor and doesn't mind a little unraveling. She got a match, but it turned out he was just looking for a bandage-aid relationship.
Mummy's Day Out
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Took my mummy to the beach last weekend. She insisted on wearing her bandages as a swimsuit. Lifeguard had to jump in, not for a rescue, but to borrow some sunscreen. Mummy was catching more rays than a solar panel.
Mummy Therapy
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I suggested my mummy try therapy to unwind from all those years of being wrapped up. But she said, I've already been through the unraveling process, darling. It's called life.
Mummy's Gym Routine
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I convinced my mummy to join a gym. She said, I'm already great at cardio – I've been running from tomb raiders for centuries. Well, she does have that eternal fitness plan.
Mummy's Fashion Sense
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I took my mummy shopping the other day. We went to the store, and she said, I need something in linen. I was like, Mummy, you're already wrapped in the finest linen for the past few millennia!
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