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Mummy's Perspective
Mummy trying to adapt to modern life
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She's so out of touch with the living. I caught her dusting the TV, asking, "Where's the channel to the afterlife?" Mom, it's called Netflix.
Mummy's Relationship Counselor
Mummy seeking relationship advice from the afterlife
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Mummy's struggling with compliments. She tried telling her date, "You're so drop-dead gorgeous." It didn't go well. Now she's on a date with the mummy from the next tomb over.
Paranormal Investigator
Investigator dealing with a mummy haunting
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My phone keeps getting texts from an unknown number. Turns out, it's the mummy sending hieroglyphics. I thought it was a curse, but turns out she just wanted to know if I had plans for the weekend.
Archaeologist Uncovering Mummy
Archaeologist dealing with the unexpected quirks of a mummy
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Found a mummy with a smartphone buried beside it. Archaeologists were puzzled until the mummy started vibrating. Turns out, they had a subscription to "Pyramid Weekly" for centuries.
Teenager with a Mummy Parent
Teen dealing with the embarrassment of having a mummy for a parent
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So, we're at the school dance, and my mummy decides to join. It's hard to be cool when your dad's signature move is the ancient Egyptian shuffle. Walk like an Egyptian? More like dance like a fossil.
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