7 Jokes For Mr Miyagi

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Updated on: Sep 04 2024

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Why did Mr. Miyagi start a landscaping business? Because he believes in 'trimming the bonsai of life'!
How does Mr. Miyagi handle stress? 'Breathe in, breathe out, just like bonsai maintenance!
What's Mr. Miyagi's favorite kind of party? A 'wax on, wax off' celebration!
What does Mr. Miyagi say to his computer when it's not working? 'Try the 'wax on, wax off' approach!
What did Mr. Miyagi say to the clumsy student? 'You must learn to paint the fence, not yourself!
Why did Mr. Miyagi go to therapy? To find balance between his 'wax on' and 'wax off' emotions!
What's Mr. Miyagi's advice for success? 'Focus, Daniel-san, and don't forget to sweep the leg of self-doubt!

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