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You ever notice how Mr. Miyagi from Karate Kid was the original life hack guru? Instead of giving you complicated advice, he'd just be like, "Wax on, wax off." Imagine trying that at work: "Boss, instead of that report, how about I just wax on, wax off?
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Mr. Miyagi made catching flies with chopsticks look easy. I tried it once; the fly saw me coming and turned into a martial arts master. Now it's the sensei, and I'm just here with a pair of chopsticks.
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Mr. Miyagi's gardening skills were legendary. I attempted it too - "Weed on, weed off." Now my backyard is a battlefield, and I'm losing the war against dandelions.
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Mr. Miyagi was the master of teaching life lessons through odd tasks. I tried that with my roommate. Gave him a sponge and said, "Dishes on, dishes off." Now he's a black belt in avoiding kitchen duty.
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Mr. Miyagi's philosophy was all about balance. Tried that at the grocery store - "Candy on, veggies off." My shopping cart had the perfect balance of regret and satisfaction.
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Mr. Miyagi had this knack for turning everyday activities into profound life lessons. I tried that with my morning coffee routine. "Brew on, sip off." Now I'm waiting for enlightenment with every latte.
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Mr. Miyagi had this zen-like calmness. If I tried that in a traffic jam, it would be like, "Honk on, honk off." People would probably think I've got some road rage form of meditation.
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You ever think about Mr. Miyagi's cleaning skills? The guy could turn your car from dusty to showroom shiny with a few strokes. Meanwhile, my car looks like it's been practicing karate in a dust storm.
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Mr. Miyagi had that magical ability to fix everything with household chores. I tried the same approach with my WiFi issues. I was like, "Wax on, Netflix works. Wax off, YouTube buffers." Spoiler alert: It didn't work.
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