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Why did Mr. Miyagi join a gym? To show everyone his 'karate-chiseled' physique!
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Why did Mr. Miyagi take up photography? He wanted to capture the perfect 'crane shot'!
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Why did Mr. Miyagi open a bakery? He wanted to make the best 'karate-doughnuts' in town!
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Why did Mr. Miyagi start a band? Because he wanted to teach them the 'karate-chord'!
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Why did Mr. Miyagi become a gardener? Because he wanted to 'wax on, plant off'!
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Why did Mr. Miyagi become a chef? Because he wanted to perfect the 'karate-chop' technique in the kitchen!
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Wax On, Wax Off... The Only workout routine where I end up with clean floors but still can't open a pickle jar!
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I tried the whole Mr. Miyagi thing at the car wash. Turns out, the only thing I mastered was accidentally spraying myself in the face with a power hose!
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Remember 'Paint the Fence'? Tried it at home, and now my neighbors think I'm an abstract artist. My fence looks like a Picasso!
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Mr. Miyagi said, 'Man who catch fly with chopstick accomplish anything.' Well, I caught a fly once. The fly is now my therapist!
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I attempted the crane kick once. My neighbors thought I was practicing yoga on a unicycle. It's all about balance, right?
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Mr. Miyagi had that mysterious smile, like he knew some ancient secret. I tried it once at a job interview, and let's just say, they were more confused than impressed!
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Mr. Miyagi's advice: 'First learn stand, then learn fly.' Tried that at the airport security check. They weren't impressed, but my shoes are untied now.
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I thought about having a bonsai tree to channel my inner Mr. Miyagi. Turns out, I have a black thumb. The only thing I can grow is my laundry pile!
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I tried the 'Sand the Floor' move. Now my house has the smoothest hardwood floors in town, and my chiropractor has the smoothest retirement plan!
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