7 Jokes For Mower

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Updated on: Nov 17 2024

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What do you call a lawnmower with a PhD? A grass-torian.
What did one lawnmower say to the other? 'I like your cutting-edge style.
Why did the lawnmower join a comedy club? It had a great sense of cutting humor.
I told my lawnmower it was outstanding in its field. It replied, 'I'm just cutting through the grass ceiling.
My lawnmower doesn't tell secrets. It mulches them.
What do you call a mower that's always telling jokes? A grass clown.
I asked my lawnmower for its opinion. It said, 'I think we should mulch over it.

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