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The Environmentalist
Concerned about the ecological impact of lawnmowers
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I thought about using a solar-powered lawnmower until I realized it would only work when the sun's out, which in the UK means twice a year!
The Lazy Homeowner
Finding excuses to avoid mowing the lawn
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I told my friends I have a 'low-maintenance' lawn. Translation: I'm lazy and just let nature take its course!
The Overworked Gardener
Always in a rush to mow the lawn
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My neighbor asked if I could loan him my lawnmower. I said, "Sure, but it doesn't come with a 'cutting' edge!
The Technologically Challenged Homeowner
Can't figure out how to start the mower
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I asked the repair guy what was wrong with my lawnmower. He said, "It's terminal. It's suffering from 'spark plug' dementia!
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