7 Jokes For Mower

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Updated on: Nov 17 2024

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What's a lawnmower's favorite dance? The grass-hop.

What's a lawnmower's favorite sport? Grass-ketball.

I used to tell people my lawnmower jokes, but they always got cut off.

I entered my lawnmower in a beauty contest. It won for having the best cuts.

What's a lawnmower's favorite genre of music? Grassical.

My lawnmower and I have a special bond. It always cuts to the chase.

My lawnmower wanted a promotion. It said, 'I'm really cutting it at work.

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