7 Jokes About Mother Of The Bride

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Updated on: Feb 25 2025

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My mom's marriage advice: 'Never go to bed angry. Stay up and argue all night – that way, you'll be too tired to be mad in the morning!
My mom told me marriage is like a roller coaster. I'm just hoping it's more Disneyland than Six Flags!
My mom told me marriage is like a deck of cards. In the beginning, all you need is two hearts and a diamond. By the end, you're looking for a club and a spade!
I told my mom I wanted a fairy-tale wedding. She's making me clean the house with seven dwarfs!
My mom said marriage is all about compromise. So, I let my husband choose where to eat, and I compromise by pretending to consider his suggestion!
My mom gave me some marriage advice: 'Always kiss the bride with your eyes wide open, so there are no surprises later!
My mom said the secret to a happy marriage is communication. So now I talk to my husband through interpretive dance – it's open to interpretation!

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