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Why did the mother of the bride bring a broom to the wedding? To sweep away any doubts about the happy couple!
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Why did the mother of the bride bring a magnifying glass to the wedding? She wanted to inspect every detail of the groom's commitment!
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Why did the mother of the bride bring a map to the wedding? She wanted to ensure her daughter's journey to marital bliss had no detours!
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Why did the mother of the bride bring a ladder to the wedding? She heard it was a high-profile event!
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Why did the mother of the bride bring a GPS to the wedding? She wanted to make sure her daughter wasn't taking the wrong path down the aisle!
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Why did the mother of the bride hire a detective for the wedding? She wanted to be sure there were no 'cold feet' involved!
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Why did the mother of the bride bring a notebook to the wedding? She wanted to jot down all the groom's promises for future reference!
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I overheard a conversation between two mothers of the bride at a wedding. One said, I spent a fortune on this wedding! The other replied, Well, at least you can be sure your daughter won't elope. And I thought, Ah, the true measure of success: preventing a romantic getaway.
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You know, being the mother of the bride is like being the CEO of a one-day event. You spend months preparing for it, you've got a million decisions to make, and by the end of it, you're wondering if you should add wedding planner to your LinkedIn skills.
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You know you're the mother of the bride when your daughter says, Mom, I want a simple wedding, and you're thinking, Honey, I've been planning this since before you could spell 'wedding.' Simple weddings are like unicorns – everyone talks about them, but no one has actually seen one.
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My friend's daughter recently got married, and she proudly declared herself as the Mother of the Bride. I thought, Wow, that sounds like a superhero title. But instead of fighting villains, her arch-nemesis is the seating chart, and her superpower is keeping a smile while secretly stressing about flower arrangements.
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You know you're the mother of the bride when your phone's contact list goes from Emergency Contacts to Vendor Speed Dial. Suddenly, you're on a first-name basis with the florist, the caterer, and the guy who rents out doves. Yes, doves. Because nothing says love like synchronized bird releases.
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The mother of the bride has the crucial role of holding the tissues during the ceremony. It's like being the emotional quarterback. And if you fumble and forget the tissues, you're not just crying; you're crying alone because everyone else is too busy pretending not to.
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The mother of the bride is like a wedding GPS. You might not always know where you're going, but she's there to recalibrate and redirect. And if you miss a turn, she won't say, Recalculating; she'll say, You're ruining my Pinterest dreams – make a U-turn!
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Being the mother of the bride is like being the captain of a ship. You're navigating through a sea of emotions, trying not to hit any icebergs of family drama. And if you survive the journey without anyone jumping overboard, you deserve a medal, or at least a really fancy corsage.
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I heard a mother of the bride say, I just want my daughter's wedding to be perfect. And I thought, Good luck with that! If weddings were perfect, Disney would have a whole new genre of movies. Instead of princesses, it would be stressed-out moms with a checklist longer than Rapunzel's hair.
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The mother of the bride has this unspoken competition with the mother of the groom. It's like a silent war of who can outdo each other in love and support. I imagine them backstage, strategizing like generals, thinking, Okay, she got the couple a car? Well, I'm going to buy them a spaceship.
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