6 Jokes About Mother Of The Bride

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Updated on: Feb 25 2025

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The mother of the bride's wedding mantra: 'Something old, something new, something borrowed, something... where did I put my shoes?
The mother of the bride advised me to treat my marriage like a fine wine. I hope it doesn't turn into vinegar too soon!
The mother of the bride's golden rule for marriage: 'If you're wrong, admit it. If you're right, just shut up and let the husband think he's right!
The mother of the bride's tip for a happy marriage: 'Find someone who makes you laugh. Then, remind them how lucky they are every day!
The mother of the bride's advice for a happy marriage: Remember, a man is like a fine wine – they all start out like grapes, and it's your job to stomp on them and keep them in the dark until they mature!
The mother of the bride asked me if I had a 'Plan B' for the wedding. I said, 'Yes, it's called 'Bridezilla Containment Protocol!

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