7 Mother& 39 Jokes

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Updated on: Nov 25 2024

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Why did the mother volcano get promoted? It had the best lava-tory skills.
Why did the mother cat sit on the computer? She wanted to keep an eye on the mouse.
My mom never learned how to swim. Apparently, you can't just jump in the gene pool.
I asked my mom if she's good at solving puzzles. She said, 'I raised you, didn't I? That's the biggest puzzle of all.
Why did the mother cookie cry? Because her children were all a little crumbly.
Why did the mother bird bring string to the nest? She wanted to tie the family together.
Why did the mother math book worry about her child? It was afraid they'd have too many problems.

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