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My mom is like a GPS. She may not always know where she's going, but she's confident you'll figure it out together.
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I told my mom she should take up gardening. She said, 'I already have a plant. It's called you.
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Why did the computer take its mom to therapy? It had too many bytes of emotional baggage.
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I asked my mom if I was adopted. She said, 'Not yet, but we're still hoping.
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Mother& 39 is a unique contact in my phone. It's the only contact that can simultaneously offer unconditional love and remind me that I forgot to call her yesterday.
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Mother& 39 is like a human GPS. She always knows where I am, what I'm doing, and why I should be doing something else.
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My mom's idea of 'spicing things up' in the kitchen is adding an extra clove of garlic. I asked her why, and she said, 'Well, it keeps the vampires away... and maybe the neighbors too.'
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Mother& 39 is a code name for the woman who can turn a simple shopping trip into a strategic military operation. 'We're going in, we're getting milk, and no one gets distracted by the candy aisle!'
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My mom's version of a horror movie is watching me try to parallel park. She clenches her fists, closes her eyes, and mutters, 'We're all gonna die.'
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You know you're in trouble when your mom uses your full name. 'Mother& 39' isn't just a contact in my phone; it's a warning label.
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Mother, the only person who still thinks 'LOL' stands for 'Lots of Love.' I sent her a text saying I failed my math exam, and she replied, 'Don't worry, honey, you'll always be my number one!'
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I asked my mom what her superpower was, and she proudly declared, 'I can find things that no one else can... like my glasses, the TV remote, and your potential.'
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I tried to teach my mom about emojis, but now every text ends with a string of random symbols. I asked her why, and she said, 'I just wanted to make sure you know I'm hip!'
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