5 Mother& 39 Jokes

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Updated on: Nov 25 2024

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The Overprotective Mother

Balancing protection and independence
She's so overprotective that when I told her I wanted to be a stand-up comedian, she asked, "Is that a stable career?" I said, "Mom, the only thing stable about it is the stool I stand on.

The Fashion Police Mother

Questionable fashion advice
She believes in the power of accessorizing. I once asked her if I should wear a hat, and she handed me a fruit basket, saying, "Fruit hats are in this season, dear. Trust me, it's a real head-turner.

The Culinary Expert Mother

Dealing with unconventional recipes
Last week, she made a cake that was so dense, I'm pretty sure it's now a legal building material. I asked her what the secret was, and she whispered, "Concrete mix.

The Tech-Savvy Mother

Navigating the digital generation gap
I asked her to stop using hashtags in real life. I told her, "Mom, saying #Blessed out loud at the dinner table doesn't make the food taste better.

The Bargain-Hunter Mother

The never-ending quest for discounts
Her idea of a luxury vacation is getting a hotel room with a view – of the dumpster, because it was the cheapest one available. She said, "Look at the money we're saving, honey.

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