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Why did the mom bring a time machine to her birthday? To relive the good old days of getting enough sleep!
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Why did the mom bring a mirror to her birthday party? To reflect on the good times!
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Why did the mom bring a math book to her birthday party? She wanted to celebrate another 'prime' year!
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Why did the computer take up a job at the bakery for Mom's birthday? Because it wanted to make her a byte-sized cake!
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Why did the mom bring a ladder to her birthday party? Because she wanted to reach new heights in the coming year!
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Why did the mom wear a cape to her birthday party? Because she's my superhero!
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Why did the mom refuse to play hide and seek on her birthday? She's been hiding her age for years!
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Why did the mom bring a GPS to her birthday party? She wanted to make sure the celebration was on the right track!
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Why did the mom bring a pencil to her birthday party? In case she wanted to draw some attention!
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Why did the tomato turn red at the mom's birthday party? It saw the salad dressing!
Mom on Her Birthday
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On my mom's birthday, she becomes the Sherlock Holmes of gift deduction. She examines the smallest clues, like my internet search history or the tone of my voice when I say, I haven't decided on your gift yet. It's like living with a birthday detective who knows all your secrets.
Mom on Her Birthday
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My mom has this uncanny ability to unwrap gifts with the precision of a surgeon. It's like she's dissecting a rare butterfly rather than tearing through wrapping paper. I half-expect her to critique my tape job afterward. Oh, honey, next time, aim for a straighter cut.
Mom on Her Birthday
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My mom thinks subtlety is an art form on her birthday. Last year, she casually mentioned how much she loves diamonds while browsing a jewelry website and accidentally leaving it open on the computer. Mom, I can barely afford cubic zirconia; calm down!
Mom on Her Birthday
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My mom drops birthday hints like they're hot potatoes. She'll mention how she could really use a new kitchen gadget, like a blender that also tells you inspirational quotes. Because nothing says happy birthday like a smoothie with a side of motivation.
Mom on Her Birthday
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My mom is a birthday ninja. She can stealthily inquire about her gift preferences without raising any suspicion. Last week, she asked me, What do you think about personalized bathrobes? Mom, if I buy you a robe with your name on it, will you promise not to wear it to the grocery store?
Mom on Her Birthday
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My mom drops birthday present hints like breadcrumbs. It's like a scavenger hunt, but instead of finding treasure, I'm finding out she wants a spa day, a new handbag, and tickets to a Broadway show. I feel like a birthday detective, and she's my mysterious case file.
Mom on Her Birthday
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On my mom's birthday, she transforms into the queen of not-so-subtle remarks. She'll casually say, Oh, wouldn't it be nice if someone cooked me a fancy dinner? Translation: I hope you've been practicing your Gordon Ramsay impressions, son.
Mom on Her Birthday
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My mom drops birthday hints like she's auditioning for a spy movie. She'll casually mention how much she loves a certain brand of perfume, and suddenly, I'm deciphering fragrance codes at the department store. Mom, can't we stick to a straightforward wish list?
Mom on Her Birthday
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On my mom's birthday, she's like a walking wishlist. She drops hints so subtle they're practically invisible. Oh, I love surprises, especially when they involve designer handbags. Mom, I'm not David Copperfield; I can't make a Gucci bag appear out of thin air!
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